they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
