is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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