What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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