just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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