so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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