Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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