She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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