drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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