i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize