it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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