He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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