Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
