**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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