is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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