Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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