Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I painted my nails silver

(586): View more from Michigan

And what are the implications of that?

(313): View more from Michigan

Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Quick, to the slutcave!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.

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(917): View more from New York City

well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'

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(417): View more from Missouri

Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night

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(352): View more from Florida

Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants

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