im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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