he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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