Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!