Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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