If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.