I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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