sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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