I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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