i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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