Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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