she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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