Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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