Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
