Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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