Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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