So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i love accidental penises.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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