I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
