"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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