I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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