Don't you send me to vm
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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