That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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