I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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