My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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