Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
