i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Semen is not good for contacts.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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