i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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