yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My underwear smells like fireworks.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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