never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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