Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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