She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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