just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
bring money and cleavage
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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