he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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