kristin has been a bad kristin
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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