dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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