We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
honey bunches of taint.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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