This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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