Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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