What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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