return my video game
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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