Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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