you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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