I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just threw up on my dentist
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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