Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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