Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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