You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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