shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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